It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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