Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you made out with another girl for some wings
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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