i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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