Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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