I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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