This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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