you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm at about main and main street
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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