her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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