I cockslap morals
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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