Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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