Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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