I think I died a long time ago.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
