She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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