I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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