Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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