why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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