Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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