My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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