Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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