we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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