Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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