they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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