Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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