Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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