I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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