He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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