We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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