I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Found your dick twin last night
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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