Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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