Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
4 words: hood of his car
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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