Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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