we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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