i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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