New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize
