i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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