Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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