piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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