This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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