well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I need water and some morals
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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