Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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