You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
3pm strippers are depressing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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