She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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