its not stalking. its research.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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