Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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