no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You're earring is so big in my mouth
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
