guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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