first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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