ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
His nipple licking is glorious
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