how do flat chested girls get laid?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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