Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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